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Question:
Like I said, I have huge boobs, but I like them. My son gets a little bit annoyed at times when I try to be sexy, but I want to feel sexy still. I like the looks I get when I wear something revealing. I’m not trying to brag or anything, but I’m 36 and still look pretty good. I’ve done a pretty good job of being a parent and enjoyed being the single mom. I’ve dated, but I haven’t ever committed to bringing a guy into my son’s life. That doesn’t change the fact that like wearing certain things from time to time. So the dilemma is that his friends obviously stare when they come over and I don’t have a problem with it. I’ve talked to him about it and he says that he doesn’t mind having a mom with big boobs, but he thinks his friends are obsessed. He confessed that he actually likes watching them fall all over themselves staring and WANTS me to be sexier when they come over to both give them what they want and to embarrass them eventually. He says he eventually wants me to come up with something that embarrasses them. For at least the next few times they come over, he wants me to show a ton of cleavage and do provocative things to give them an eyeful, and then he wants me to catch them in an embarrassing manner. Am I bad if I choose to do this? Am I bad for showing cleavage as a mom? Any ideas on how to really embarrass them? BTW, he meant he wanted to embarrass them to get the last laugh, not in a vengeful manner. I don’t know if this is inappropriate, but I just need some advice on the situation.
I don’t see how having cleavage is against the law. I had an idea that I would just walk around the house in a spaghetti strap top and let them stare right down my top and then eventually I would call them out on it and teach them manners. They can’t share at school what embarrasses them. I don’t know what you think about that, but I thought it would be fun. They aren’t going to go to their own moms and say, “Hey mom, today I stared at so and so’s mom’s boobs and they are huge. Can you do something about it?” I can cover up, but then they still stare. Unless I wear a sack, I have a busty figure. I would really like to hear what someone’s ideas are if they actually went through with this. That would be helpful.
I understand how this can be taken as a weird request by my son, but his friends already stare. He just wants me to get them starring more and then call them out on it eventually. I think it’s more effective than ignoring the problem by covering up all the time and still have them stare. It will really drive the point home if I make it seem like I’m bursting out of a top and they have the reaction they will have and then I give them a lesson on manners. If I talk about it with them right now, they’ll just deny they were starring, but if I catch them with their eyes popping out and tongues wagging, then they will know they’ve been wrong all the time. Does anyone see it the way I do?
To everyone who says cover up, I have tried that and they still try to get looks. I’d like to embarrass them, like my son wants me to do, rather than cover up and have them stare still. These aren’t angelic boys. They stare at my boobs a lot. I don’t mind it, like I said, but if my son wants me to get them to stop, I am going to do it by catching them in the act. I don’t know how I’m gonna do that though.
I’m just gonna have a sit down with them because I don’t want them to feel unwelcome in my home, but they need to stop staring. Thanks for the help.